Remove immediatly from the tv, children, pregnant women and gentelmen...
And call your drunken family members to watch tv
The following show you are about to watch is dedicated to you, dear alcoholics
This show has been made by a special formula
And it will help you get sober
Hold tight on to your chairs
And stare at the tv screen
We start now
Start
Over seven seas and lands teledrunkies say hello
One...
Two...
And third.
Teledrunkies
One day in the teledrunkie land, teledrunkies found a bottle of vodka
Still vodka, vodka vodka, still vodka, vodka, vodka... (Refrence to Estonian alcoholic song)
Pure vodka, pure vodka
Oh vodka...
Vodkatsky
Why are you dancing? Open the bottle and drink the vodka
Well...
Haista is going to open that bottle... Completely open the bottle.
Oi oi, Haista is going to open the bottle
But the bottle is closed
How are you gonna open it?
Very strongly closed
Yes... It's true that the bottle is closed...
Dear god...
What are we gonna do now?
Drunkies, drunkies, how can you be so stupid just remove the cap
Well...
We're going to remove the cap so that we can drink vodka and if we can't remove the cap then we can't drink the vodka, drink, drink, drink...
And I reomve and he removes they remove the cap...
Our dear friend, do you also want to remove the cap with us?
Drunkies, why are you still dancing, the bottle is opened, you can start drinking
And look...
Vodka glass...
Look how nice glass of vodka...
A glass of vodka...
But what are we gonna do with it?
Oh teledrunkies, are you so drunk that you don't know what to do with vodka?
Yes...
Haista is totally drunk
Tiidu is also totally drunk
And...
I have totally drunk my name...
What's my name?
What's your name?...
Who even are you?
Who am I?
You?...
Your just a misrable alcoholic...
I found you in...
In Tartu's Toomemäe biology lab.
You drank a pool full of spirit there...
And now I have brought you here...
To the teledrunkie land
Teledrunkie land... (Drunken version of Estonian national anthem)
My pride and glory...
You are very beautiful to me
I will never know... (Still drunken version of Estonian national anthem)
A place more beautiful...
(Still drunken version of Estonian national anthem)
With vodka...
Came a strange man
I drank vodka...
I drank beer...
Brought the woman home...
Have you heard about teledrunkie Tiit?...
You could say alot of good about him...
But other then that he has some little problems like...
Head hurts all the time, has problmes with stomach and all his teeth are punched in, in a row